Today I sat down with Craig and asked him some questions about his animal attraction to me. I wanted to give my readers some insight into our relationship. Let's just say it's some racy commentary. PG13.
S:What attracted you to me?
C:Your winning personality
S: When did you decide that you wanted to date me?
C: The second that I began to stare and watch your behavior
S: What's your favorite thing about me?
C:All your cash
S: What's your least fav thing about me?
C: You don't like convertables
S: What surprised you to learn about me after we got married?
C:You are the princess and the pea
S:Aren't you sad about all those ugly girls you kissed before me?
C:I never answer questions like this