Gone to the Beach

For the next few days- I'll be gone to the beach. Will you miss me? Y'all are gonna have to get a hobby. Like spelunking or knitting. I'll be back soon, so don't cry too hard. I promise to post lots of photos of me in my bikini when I return. Or not. In fact, I'm not even sure if I will wear a swim suit. I'm thinking I will wear jeans and a long sleeved button down. Wrapped in a beach towel. With sunglasses. And a hat. Stop.

Could you get my mail and mow my lawn while I'm gone?

P.S. Self tanner is NOT all it's cracked up to be. And NEVER watch the first episode of LOST 4 days before you fly.