Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Wanted: Good Attourney- Will Trade 3 Bushels of Corn and 1 Used Ishuffle for Attorney Fees




Looking for attorney. Must love dogs and women who like to over-explain things.

Defendant: innocent tiny/fluffy law abiding dog happened to leave said yard a couple of times (6) and chased a naked man riding a motorized skate board with a seat, carrying a chihuahua.

Plaintiff: over weight, naked skate board riding 60'ish year old wearing skin tight flesh colored shorts and no shirt. Carrying a chihuahua.



"I plead the fifth."

8 comments:

Keetha said...

Oh no you don't!!!! You can't tell us THAT and not give us ALL the details.

A fat naked guy on a motorized skate board - - - - - the word picture is quite astounding, is it not?

Shannon said...

ok, we haven't actually been charged yet. But any day now that guy is gonna get sick of our dog chasing him and take us to court. But not yet. But he does look naked. It is a motorized skate board with a seat. And he carries a chihuahua.

Keetha said...

Well, your little fluffy dog is ADORABLE. The goggles are a stitch!!!

Jay and Tammy Tropf said...

I don't even know how you can be this funny! How does Craig stand it?!!!

Shannon said...

Tammy,
Craig can't hardly stand it for sure. That's why he never reads my blog. He says he lives it and that's enough.

Vickie said...

seriously shannon this is about the funniest thing I have ever read on a blog!

sheri2names said...

So you left downtown for the quiet, safe, boring life in the 'burbs. Serves you right!

Keetha said...

OK Shannon, you gotta post often or I'll have to move ya down to my infrequent fliers list - - - - I'm just sayin' - - -