Ok. I'm talking about it.
I've got poison ivy.
And it itches. For 3 weeks it itches.
I obtained a steroid off the black market- but it was only a 3 day supply. So, for three days I stopped itching- but grew facial hair, bulked up, and picked fights with random strangers.
She said: "What you looking at?"
Random stranger said: "Uh, I was just looking at the price tag on the loaf of bread."
She said: "Good, let's keep it that way."
Now I'm still itching, steroid is gone, I have no friends left, and I can't find my tweezers.
What would you do?