Saturday, October 11, 2008

6 Things I Learned At The Pumpkin Patch

1. A bus packed with kindergarteners will eventually start to smell like sweaty gym socks and pork roast.
2. If the teacher gives you 2 students, and gives 4-5 students to other chaperones, it's not because you are her favorite.
3. It is possible to lose a child more than 10 times in a span of 60 minutes.
4. Licking is another form of hand washing.
5. Hay mazes are about as fun as a pap smear, but not quite.
6. Kindergarten boys can smell resee cups from 10' away.


Keetha said...


Which child was the hand full - - - your own or another?

Toevs said...

You and Krisha sound like you had a similar pumpkin patch experience. :-)