Friday, August 8, 2008

Mom, Would You Please Read This To Daddy

Dear father,

I know you are a shy man. I realize you have never looked a camera in the eye. Remember the time you yelled at the school girl for mocking your V.W. Bug with a hay bale in the back seat? I would never bring that up in public. But, you weren't too shy then. And Daddy, do you really think that pillow hides the fact that you are prancing around in your tightie whities with those lilly white legs? Come on, that's not too shy.

So would you please do the hand bone for my internet friends? They won't look. We will all look away and just listen. Please, just think about it.


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